Congrats to the winners...
Most changed appearance: Dawson (who else has lost 50 lbs over the past decade)
Best bullsh*t: Calvin, Eastman, and Sabatelli (I laughed so hard my stomach muscles hurt the next day)
Least changed Appearance: Harkey and Steele (both have had extreme makeovers and hair dye’s recently)
Least changed personality: Shepster and 26 other guys (the more things change, the more they stay the same)
Best physical condition: still Hadley and Sharpless (sorry Todd I know you wanted this one)
Most successful: Sutton
Most # of public enemies: Sutton (don’t worry, 41 of us are still behind you)
Most valuable clean-up man: Burr (must have learned how when he roomed with Calvin and Key)
Best chicken wrestler: Key (“where the head goes, so will the body”)
Most likely to pass out on the couch: Berry
Best prison p*ssy: Calhoun (for those of you that are still hungover, I am referring to his goatee)
Best laugh: Lansford (just try to visualize it)
Stealthiest attendance: Wattenbarger
Best dry humor: Moore and Morby (duh)
Smartest pledge brother: still Provost
Most weight gained: five-way tie between Adkins, Matthews, Burr, Sabatelli, and Calvin (sorry again Todd)
Biggest rack monster: Groogan
Most recognizable: Harrison and Westmoreland (lot more gray hair but still the same face-jock look)
Most dedicated: 1st place: Martin (for driving 7 hours each way and bringing a boatload of Louisiana shrimp with him) and 2nd place: Tie between Riddick, Matthews, and Eastman (all left family vacation to show up)
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